by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025
Get the Park City Alarm Clockmug. A homeless shelter located in Cookeville, TN. Disguised as an everyday run-of-the-mill public park, this large plot of land actually has a crackhead to civilian ratio of about 1:1. Catch it on a good day, and you might be able to take your kids to play in the playground without fear of a deranged stray sprinting on all fours around the area. Catch it on a bad day and, well, it's a whole different kind of playground. Innocently enough however, Dogwood Park offers a wide variety of recreational activities such as walking, and...yeah! If you're feeling daring, you can venture into the infamed "Storm Drain" where you can see some of the city's most talented artists' handiwork. There are enough penises and racial slurs spray painted in the tunnels, that even Leonardo da Vinci himself would be wracked with envy. Suffice to say, there is truly something for everyone from all walks of life in Dogwood Park, you just have to know where to look.
by VroomVroomSkrrrt July 11, 2023
Get the Dogwood Parkmug. Benning Park is a neighborhood in Washington DC. Where the familiar names TdRaymo, Yung 9 and Moneybagmgm grew up. This hood is sometimes referred as the 9 Here is where “shit gets stopped”
by diysyJjtauUaststs November 23, 2021
Get the Benning Parkmug. Park junhee the most beautiful, most stunning man to walk this planet, easily mistaken for a god even at that it's still not enough to express his beauty so here we are creating a new defintion bc none can explain his beauty
by iHugSehyoon February 16, 2021
Get the Park Junheemug. Magnolia park is full of ghetto men and women. I don’t mess with them, especially Baltimore street oh noooooo ran by the Cordova/Gonzales family don’t mess with them! Everyone in magnolia is a bunch of druggies and pill poppers !!!
by HHAHHA May 3, 2020
Get the Magnolia Parkmug. a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
Get the a parking ticketmug. The biggest slut alive. If you’re trying to get your body count up give her a call, doesn’t matter if has a boyfriend or not she will still fuck you
Aiden “I’m got 12 bodies and I want to have more than Chad before the New Year…”
Nate “Oh, but up Maddie Parks, she loves cheating on her boyfriend and riding tiny ducks!”
Nate “Oh, but up Maddie Parks, she loves cheating on her boyfriend and riding tiny ducks!”
by LTR23232323 November 16, 2021
Get the Maddie Parksmug.