kenning off

Chilling out maxing and relaxing.

I love kenning off in the pound on hangover weekends with Melfi the Patterdale at 87 Claremont.

by TopKenner June 3, 2014

Yak Off

Waste time using the location based anonymous forum Yik Yak

I was so bored at work so I started yaking off

I don't know what to do while I wait, guess I'll just Yak Off

by Orng912 October 9, 2014

off-cuts

Going out with a friend's ex girlfriends after they broke up.

ME: I just broke up with Jen
Friend: Nice, I am gonna ask her out
ME: Go ahead, enjoy my off-cuts

by manee October 21, 2014

Wank Off

To beat the fuck out of your dick.

Be right back, I've just gotta Wank Off before I begin.

by DoctorEbola December 2, 2018

Fuck off

What you say to a group of ignorant people when they're annoying you

Fuck off

by frabrizio August 9, 2017

Fuck off

A polite way of saying "can you please leave, thank you."

Oi Jerry can ya Fuck off

by thatobikid November 7, 2018

Scroll off

When someone disagrees with your online post.

If you don’t like it scroll off!

by Bleauxsky November 8, 2018