A: Dude, no way Temu made their own Michael Jackson!
B: How the hell.. Wait, what's his name again?
A: Michael Jacksum!!
B: ...HELL NAH 💀
B: How the hell.. Wait, what's his name again?
A: Michael Jacksum!!
B: ...HELL NAH 💀
by randomlydan August 13, 2025
Get the Michael Jacksummug. The shittest human being to ever exist, procrastinates revising like sucking cock, hes shit at sport, plays xbox all day long and isnt even that good at it,fuck him.
by MiechMiech November 7, 2019
Get the Michael Colynmug. Michael: Michael is a very outgoing person. He is someone who isn’t shy to do things. He’s not afraid to take risks or give his all. Michael’s are also very athletic. They like to do as much as they can to maintain a good body and skill set. Michael’s are also very caring. They know a way to a girls heart and are very good with their words. They put their best forward for people they love and care about. If you ever need advice go to a Michael they know what to do because they have the experience with juts about anything. You will be a very lucky friend if you have a Michael because he will always be there for you when you need him. If you have a Michael as a boyfriend then you already know you are the most specials d important girl in the world. He makes you feel completas and perfect. He loves everything about you and will never stop loving you not even after death. And if you have a Michael as a son/cousin/brother/family member you should be very proud of him. He always treats people with up most respect and never fails to impress. Anyone who has a Michael in their life should be very grateful
by Laddy January 1, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. An amazingly strange and smart individual. Has a very unique personality and is pretty easy to get along with. He sometimes likes to argue with you, but that's just his way of having fun. Great with art and poetry. Very easy going and laid back, living, caring, just like an adorable teddy bear. Helps out with problems but knows when its appropriate to just listen. Loves to help out the people he cares about and spends too much of his time on the ones close to his heart. He's a very forgiving person, but god help you if you piss him off. Revenge is part of his nature. And he's very good at exacting it. Either he'll love you or he'll hate you. There is no in between. And it's always better to be on his loving side, cause he can really f*ck you up if you aren't.
by MattX26 November 22, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022
Get the michaelmug. Michael Sinasac:
Member of the curly hair gang
Leader of the flex club
Descendant of William the conqueror
Canadas finest lad
Winner of the spelling bee
Master in gambling
and one of the nicest human beings EVER.
He is known for being dante‘s hottest mate
Member of the curly hair gang
Leader of the flex club
Descendant of William the conqueror
Canadas finest lad
Winner of the spelling bee
Master in gambling
and one of the nicest human beings EVER.
He is known for being dante‘s hottest mate
by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019
Get the Michael sinasacmug. is an immature white boy who will cheat, lie, abuse, manipulate and gaslight you to get his own way and also have an open relationship. DONT date a michael you will want to die.
by coochieflaps February 15, 2024
Get the michaelmug.