mexican trunk waffle

shitting in a roll away bed then folding it back up and leaving it for an unsuspecting guest

we were staying at maurice's but when we went to sleep there was a mexican trunk waffle left behind so we just slept on the couch.

by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024

Mexican Cantina

When your guacamole farts get trapped in the covers

The bed smells like a Mexican Cantina after eating all that guacamole today

by Clittle81 September 18, 2017

Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.

Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.

by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021

Mexican Bunghole

When your partner eats a jalapeño pepper while rimming you

Juanita was so hot I let her give me a Mexican Bunghole

by Big Daddy Crescent Bar October 27, 2023

Mexican Stomach Churner

The act of pouring hot sauce (preferably tapatio) into a sexual partners asshole and proceeding to rail mentioned hole while screaming various mexican gritos

Friend 1: ay guey my girl asked me to give her a Mexican stomach churner last night and i've never been more horrified.

Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!

by AYoungOldie July 5, 2023

Mexican Stitch Up

Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".

Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"

by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019

Mexican rain chain

Where two guys or gals stand on a chair and get peed on by ten Mexican dudes

My girl was in a Mexican rain chain

by An August 14, 2025