mid day mexican

An alcoholic drink that consist of tequila and pineapple juice served over ice

It's hot outside today, I could go for a cool refreshing drink. Like a mid day mexican

by Wildwes85 April 15, 2024

mexican cigars

Taquitos.

Hey, you got any mexican cigars left?

by hintss May 17, 2016

Mexican lettuce

Putting potato chips on a sandwich.

Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?

by anonymous August 4, 2021

Mexican Hotbox

Similar to an Indian hotbox, except it's when you and the lads eat too many tacos and turn that car into a heaping cloud of swamp ass.

"Holy shit Taylor you better slow down on that Taco Bell, or were gunna be in for a stank Mexican hotbox later.

by Tightassnoswass August 24, 2016

hanging mexican

The tiny bit of shit that hangs on your arsehole hairs right at the end of taking a dump.

“Josh I had the most annoying hanging Mexican today”

Josh - “what’s a hanging Mexican?” .........

by Xante January 18, 2018

Short Mexican

Short Mexicans are the most racist and homophobic they can sometimes be nice but only to authority but most of the time they are annoying and making jokes thinking they are funny

Guy 1: is that a short Mexican

Guy 2: yeah I wouldn’t recommend talking to him

Guy 1: no I’m gonna call him HEY SHORT MEXICAN

Short Mexican: what do you want

Guy 2: never mind short Mexican you can go

short Mexican: nah ugly

by Jimmy John skimp July 8, 2022

Mexican Waterpark

To douse your partner in queso dip during the act of sex

Person 1: Samantha was not a fan of the Mexican Waterpark

Person 2: What? Is she racist?

by FriendlyNeighborhoodWriterMan December 3, 2021