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Douche nozzle

Someone that is compensation for his Peter through doucheness
that Kevin guy is a real douche nozzle he must be compensating for something
by bmorr May 3, 2019
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douche satchel

A douche mop who continues to be a low level pain in the ass.
kitters53: lol bad call
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel
by NoahRC February 29, 2008
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Douche Bagel

An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.

(May or may not shower weekly)
This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.
by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023
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Ute-douche

Middle aged men and/or Karen's driving around in bigass utes
I was just cutoff by a ute-douche.
by Allan B'stard March 1, 2023
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Douche bag strap

A douche bag strap is when a tool/guy that has a chin strap of hair.
A douche bag strap is a "U" shaped beard.. on a douche bag.
by EmuleehK July 30, 2011
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splatter-douch

A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.
Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.
by metromicron October 24, 2014
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