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I fucked your mom

"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.
Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn
by XenoGent February 3, 2022
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Fuck your uncle day

You can fuck you hot and sexy ass uncle ;) have fun y’all
I wanna fuck my uncle :there’s a fuck your uncle day
by Xpr3ty_lissyX January 1, 2021
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National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021
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National fuck your crush day

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure
by Definitionwriter.org February 26, 2021
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If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance
Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

(Both break out into dance)
by Love bugg March 22, 2021
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your mums fucking pussy

what every person touches fresh out of the womb
did you touch your mums fucking pussy on the way out?
by Kamhawkz1001 December 15, 2025
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