wire wizard

n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.

I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.

That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!

by gnostic1 October 21, 2010

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barefoot wizard

jimmy buffets nickname

guy 1: dude, i just got home from a jimmy buffet concert and we wasn't wearing shoes.
guy 2: he's a total barefoot wizard

by black [ass] negro August 3, 2010

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Wizard Eyes

A stare given to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies

Dude, did you see Greg in math class, he gave me Wizard Eyes! I'm freakin' out bro! FREAKIN' OUT!

by Doodes McGrey April 18, 2011

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Stool Wizard

A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have magic ears and giant nostrils

See that guy Michael he is a genuine stool wizard

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Acid Wizard

The Acid Wizard,also known as the Cid Wizard, doses all that seek his company with the purest L.S.D known to man.

The Acid Wizard was at Camp Bisco and made me hallucinate for hours.

by Cid Wizard October 19, 2011

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The man who goes into your room when you're not around and tangles all of your cords and wires. He's believed to appear as a short white male, although he's never actually been seen. He may be able to shapeshift.

Dude I think the tangle wizard wrapped my headphones together and around my power cord.

by I hate the tangle wizard. May 10, 2010

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