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cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
Gasoline tax holidays are no more than cancer wigging a failed energy policy
by smartist June 11, 2008
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a wiggins

A voyeuristic wank whilst hiding in shadows.
I was scrumping for apples the other night in the neighbours garden. I looked up and realised his wife was at their bedroom window absolutely starkers. So quickly, I had a wiggins and continued scrumping.
by dread robot noid December 4, 2013
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Justin Wiggins

Someone who is very angry because he has a small penis.
Friend 1- "hey"
Friend 2- "dude shut up"
Friend 1- "quit being such a Justin Wiggins ."
by Cbuxwin April 16, 2017
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spencer wiggins

SOME ASSHOLE WHO WONT STFU AND SHOULD PROBABLY KILL HIMSELF
by BURRITO INCOGNITO April 20, 2018
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Wigs Wiggins

Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt

Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.

Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day

The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.

Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.

Earliest Known Use:

When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.
by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021
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Johnny Wiggins

A shitty booty ass nigga and he black asl

Also he’s an STL kid
by Jaylen Hayes January 21, 2022
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Hunter wiggins

A over dramatic type of person and can not be reasoned with
Being defined as a human of sub worth - friend of hunter wiggins
by Wow squared September 30, 2022
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