Bus Wankers

People who are standing at a bus stop as they are to poor to have a car.

(Driving past people standing at a bus stop)

Jay : Oi Bus Wankers!

by Sye5325 April 24, 2009

Ebay wanker

A person who masturbates to pictures of used underwear auctions on ebay possibly because they cannot access any other internet porn or because they have a used underwear fetish.

"Pink silk panties size XX large, no reserve" -- Sounds like ebay wanker bait!

by Rut January 29, 2006

Wanker

A less harsh way of saying and or calling a person a Jerk off

Fuck you ya fuckin Wanker

by Robby Deisel July 10, 2009

Briefcase wanker

A phrase used to insult somebody carrying a briefcase.
Can be shortened to 'briefcase' or 'brief'.

"You briefcase wanker!"

"Stop being a briefcase."

"What are you doing Ben, you brief."

by brianurlacher54 December 16, 2008

Pervy Wanker

The phrase is a play off "pervert" and "to wank." Literally, means someone who masturbates with perverted qualities. It is often used in a playful sense to label someone who is not shy about hiding his sexual appetite.

Can also be used negatively to label someone as a chronic masturbater or someone with immoral sexual desires; however, it is more often used in a playful sense.

Look at that old dude flirting with all of those young girls, what a pervy wanker.

by Skeeloiii March 20, 2011

Bus wanker

Perjorative term used to describe wankers that take buses, generally shouted out of a car window while driving past. This word came from a channel 4 program the inbetweeners.

"I might be a bus wanker, but at least I don't drive that gay yellow car"

"Bus wanker"

by RoosterStencils May 13, 2009

Weed Wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by SuttonP June 24, 2011