Walmart feet

When someone walks around barefoot so much that their feet get black and dirty.

Her feet are so dirty after walking barefoot out in public, she has Walmart feet.

by LemurK5 March 9, 2019

Walmart boner

Obtaining an erection while in Walmart

I saw this hot chick and got a Walmart boner!

by Texas eagle December 17, 2017

walmart fish

Someone who is extremely gross and petty

Damn, My side chick, she's a Walmart fish

by KayleeDevlani January 10, 2017

Walmart crush

Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.

Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?

by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019

Walmart Roll

Consuming adderall and alcohol.
Usually used as a substitute for molly if it can’t be acquired or if the brain needs a break.

“You rolling tonight?”
“Nah, I just rolled last night. Gonna just Walmart roll tonight.”
“Sick.”

by SmoothKemosabe June 25, 2022

Walmart cowboy

Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.

Hey look it’s a Walmart cowboy!

by Cookielover1991 November 5, 2021

walmart texas

tennesee is a stupid wasteland i like to call walmart texas. the only stores we have are dollar generals and walmart, and everyone talks with an obnoxious country accent. walmart texas is also the equivalent of a nuclear apocalypse 24/7

person 1: Hey im going to tennesee on vacation!
person 2: welp have fun at walmart texas

by applepiemommy September 8, 2021