The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

Tyson

Man worth fucking hard in the ass over and over even if you’re not gay. Take him out on a camping trip and shove it in til your dick falls off

I wanna fuck Tyson in the ass so hard

by Niggafucker3000 January 15, 2024

Kris Tyson

A transgender pedophile, racist and a man that shared revenge porn of Jannete McCurdy.

1.Hey have you heard about Kris Tyson situation
2.Yeah... so many pedophiles getting caught this year.

by capri sun addict July 24, 2024

tyson

fav person ever. super cool. cracked at valorant

tyson’s gonna boost me uwu

by anisa888anny November 22, 2021

Tyson

A name of a male that shows dominance, courage. Fully sends it. Usually the one that gets the girls at parties. Eats a lot to get big. Bully’s his smaller pairs. Usually into cars. Always wants everything to be their way otherwise they will unleash their inner demon which you don’t want to fuck with because his eyes will show the words kill.

Hey Tyson. Let me guess, we’re doing what you want tonight. Probably a party.
Tyson : of course we are you idiot

by Poisonousberryballs November 21, 2021

do a Mike Tyson

If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.

In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.

How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!

by thommydabai August 1, 2021

Tyson

The nicest person you will meet. he's taken if you meet him you will be happy. He will make your day good. He will be your best friend till it's the end of the world

Tyson is the nicest person you will meet

by Your_dumm_person November 10, 2019