Fear the Turtle

When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.

“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."

by Ren, the Ambivalent One February 23, 2009

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peeping turtle

1. When a shit teases the sphincter by popping in and out.
2. A horny roomate.
3. A taunting of the anus

1. I ate corn for dinner, and my ass retaliated by pulling the peeping turtle.
2. My roomate is a peeping turtle. He watched Rusty donkey punch an old stripper.

by Hanzeus November 20, 2003

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When performing anal intercourse and climaxing within the rectum, one allows his penis to deflate while still inside their lover. Once the penis is flaccid the catcher would then excrete the penis much like a log of fecal matter or soft serve ice cream.

Tom screamed "shit my dick out" to Miranda as she treated his limp penis like a piece of feces and pinched it out. The Lisa Turtle was born...

by poopdarichard October 1, 2009

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TURTLE POUNDER

A MAN WHO IS GAY, HAS BAD LUCK WITH WOMEN OR A CHILDISH MAN

"RAGUSIN IS MOST LIKELY A TURTLE POUNDER"

by WORKIN STIFF October 18, 2008

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Turtle Treasure

The treasure that is inside turtles and tortoises. It can only be acquired by breaking or prying open the shell. It usually comes in the form of gold coins or assorted jewels.

1. Hey dude, did you know that if you break open a turtle there's treasure inside.

2. Dude I went to the aquarium with my hammer yesterday, I got so much turtle treasure.

by England420 February 18, 2009

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Mud for my turtle

Having sex, fucking, getting pussy

Me: "So whats been going on with you?"

My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"

by beefsupreme October 15, 2008

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Turtle Effect

turtle effect:what happens to the male anatomy when it's cold outside.

I was chilling outside sportin this wife beater and Samantha called, so I was like "yeah come on over!!". She came over and I pulled my pants down.. she just pointed and laughed then took a picture. Yeah, she dubbed it the turtle effect. I dipped my penis in acid the next day. I am ashamed ._.

by Eriiku December 14, 2008

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