trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.

Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.

by fannie65432 March 15, 2017

trophy shelf

The collection of liquor bottles left across a counter, table, shelf, or any other flat surface after a night of hard drinking

Did you see the Trophy Shelf we left after Alex's party?

by Dinosaur laser fight April 22, 2016

Trophy Son

A trophy son is someone who doesn't do anything that a normally kid would normally do for chores. He/She doesn't clean their room, wash the dishes, or do the laundry.

Mom: good job on you're chores Hun
Dad: I'm glad he isn't a trophy son like the older one

by Corroded battery October 11, 2016

golf trophy

Something you get after destroying people dreams and being a bad husband

Damn, have you seen that guy, he has a golf trophy, he must be a madman

by AidenXxX February 5, 2018

trophy hunting

to try as hard as you can to go undefeated in a magic: the gathering online league

This stream we'll be trophy hunting in the holiday cube

by creepermanunder16 December 16, 2019

Trophy wanker

A man who wanks over trophys

You fucking trophy wanker

by Thecreatorofthedictonariy January 18, 2020

trophy pic

the act of taking a picture of your trophy (girl) while hitting it

Yo George sent me a fire trophy pic last night. She was so hot.

by man man 12 April 18, 2020