We hired you to fix our house. You fucked it up and you’re fired you defective fuck trophy! What’s a defective fuck tropy? A totally worthless incompetent subhuman.
by B-rizzle March 30, 2023
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Get the Fuck Trophy mug.The act of killing an opponent for sport and taking their head as trophy. Detaching it from the torso. See: headhunting
Most Slavic cultures and other East Europeans practiced barbaric acts like headhunting and keeping a Head trophy until the early 20th century.
by WorseThanHitler November 25, 2020
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A Man or Woman ; commonly, in a marriage of convenience, and meeting the scale quotient '10'.
Educated professional flirtatiously marketing self; available for sex trysts. Most often with another fellow sex trophy tryster.
The sex trophy will schedule active tryster's into their day often a week in advance, then schedule their work day accordingly around them. Choice's are the morning before work, during lunch time, and evenings after work or while at work, as sex is their priority. Weekends can be and are often in the mix as well.
A Man or Woman ; commonly, in a marriage of convenience, and meeting the scale quotient '10'.
Educated professional flirtatiously marketing self; available for sex trysts. Most often with another fellow sex trophy tryster.
The sex trophy will schedule active tryster's into their day often a week in advance, then schedule their work day accordingly around them. Choice's are the morning before work, during lunch time, and evenings after work or while at work, as sex is their priority. Weekends can be and are often in the mix as well.
Attempting to tag a sex trophy has pitfalls, especially if you are not a sex trophy by definition even if you meet '10' on your targets scale. You will know if you do, though, you will be easily made as not understanding the rules considering your target will see their stable of trophy's everyday throughout the day. You will not have much time to make your move, which is one of those rules.
Example:
Slow Office Receptionist to hottie Co-worker: "The boss has been at lunch for over two hours now!"
Hot Co-worker: "Oh, he has a new 'sex trophy' in his stable, I wouldn't expect him back today." Understandably, but under her breath, hot co-worker says, "I'll make him forget that bitch next Tuesday."
Slow Office Receptionist stil dosen't get it.
Example:
Slow Office Receptionist to hottie Co-worker: "The boss has been at lunch for over two hours now!"
Hot Co-worker: "Oh, he has a new 'sex trophy' in his stable, I wouldn't expect him back today." Understandably, but under her breath, hot co-worker says, "I'll make him forget that bitch next Tuesday."
Slow Office Receptionist stil dosen't get it.
by Che'Mar July 25, 2009
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Get the office trophy mug.The act of a woman executing oral sex while watching the final moments of your favorite sport and ejaculating at the same time your team is pronounced victorious. Feeling the combined euphoric sensation of victory and satisfaction. Win-win.
Guy: I totally did the white trophy on my chick last night during the Charger's game!
Guy 2: NICE! Can we do the houdini 2 on her now?
Guy 2: NICE! Can we do the houdini 2 on her now?
by tigerwarrior October 17, 2012
Get the White Trophy mug.A fake award, apparently for the best blow job. There is no real competition to win other than a committee who likes getting their dicks sucked. The award gets passed around to make sure everyone gets it once, like herpes. Kansas State University band won the Sudler Trophy and immediately demonstrated why with their outstanding blow job routine.
Damn that felt sooo good again bae. You should win the Sudler Trophy for your important contributions to the advancement of performing committee blow jobs over a number of years.
by brianbowlzworth October 26, 2015
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