totes

A lame, cringeworthy term said by your typical teen girl.

"That food was totes good!"

"Omg, homework is totes boring!"

"I totes need to go to the mall!"

by Tomboy04 September 8, 2018

totes square

when someone is totes square, they may also be known as totally square. (if you're totes dumb, then I should explain that square means like you don't do weed or have sex and stuff)

HE dabbles with drugs? Are you f-ing serious?? I thought he was totes square! He has a chance with me after all...!

by Totes McTotes October 9, 2010

Tote

A cigarette or a small smokeable item. A blunt is to large.

Would anyone like to smoke a tote?

by Mikedefazio January 5, 2015

Tote

To carry a gun with you

I always tote that choppa

You tote sticks ?
I tote guns

by slvt4th33st@llion October 13, 2021

Totes AF

Another variation of the shorthand for totally, more suited for use by adults of all ages and genders.

Jordan: "Hey Redge, do you think pumpkin spice is the best spice?"

Reggie: "Totes AF."

by Fox dad October 23, 2020

Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag

Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!

by VG131 September 13, 2022

Man-tote

A male that follows around a particular female, in hopes of one day landing her and compleating menial tasks such as: Picking her up from a bar. Holding her purse. Being her bitch.

Abbie called her man-tote to take her home when she no longer wanted to be at the concert, knowing he would be there faster than a cab and that she wouldn't have to pay.

by Handy-tandy-dandy-drew March 10, 2010