the door in the floor

when you drink too much realized you have no pants on and then pass out face up on the door

man he really had a door on the floor that night.

by jerold dean November 21, 2004

dealer doors

what you have when you open your car door and the dome light doesn't come on. In addition, your "Hey, you left your lights on" and "Your keys are still in the ignition" dingers do not go off. This happens either on purpose (to not be seen) or through electrical/mechanical failure. It often causes dead batteries.

Thanks to my dealer doors, I left my lights on again and now my battery is dead.

I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.

It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!

by HexMaster September 25, 2009

Norman Door

A door that tells you the opposite of what you're supposed to do, or requires a sign to tell you what to do. These doors are very frustrating and can be mistaken many times.

God Dammit Jim! I keep pulling this push door!
Ah yes, that's a Norman door, a real pain in the ass.

by xX_herobrineslayer95_Xx July 16, 2016

Suicide Doors

The act of rolling your shorts into a thong and placing your nuts out of the right side and the ween out of the left side to portray the appearance of a Lamborghini with suicide doors.

Bro, stunt on them; and hit 'em with the suicide doors!

by Petty Officer Kyle November 2, 2020

poster-door

You put a poster on the door and lick it in a sexual way.

I poster-doored that poster I got yesterday.

by sneakers March 31, 2014

Pork doors

The entrance to a girls vagina. Alternative name for gammon flaps.

We got into bed and I smashed open her pork doors with my meat sword.

by The ballbasaur mason May 6, 2018

copper door

A copper door is when you take your dick out of a girls ass and hit her in the forehead with it. You can also yell out "knock, knock bitch" when you do it.

I yelled out knock, knock bitch as I gave my girl a copper door.

by Ddac January 18, 2016