sam

the dumbest bitch alive ... barely knows memes ... has 2 braincells and prefers samsung’s over iphones

lily : sam watch lucifer

sam : that shit is stupid

ava : ur the definition of stupid

liv : i agree with ava

by avaisaqueen May 11, 2019

SAM

Acronym for Stoned As a Motherfucker

I am SAM.

I love to eat while I am totally SAM.

by boomboombabyy October 23, 2011

Sam

A guy who is fun and amazing and is a magnet to All girls

You are such a Sam

by Thatguy08 January 8, 2015

SAM

Soft As a Motherfucker. Similar to the phrase going HAM you can use the phrase going SAM to describe someone or something that is not good. This works especially well if you are talking about a person named Sam.

Awww man im doing terrible at COD right now.

Yeah i know, your really going sam.

by Alwind September 7, 2012

Sam

Sam a very attractive female, who is always misunderstood by her name, as male. She is strong willed, confident, and not afraid to speak her mind. A Sam has a very big booty, and few, but good friends. If u are a Sam u are very lucky, and will succeed in life. She is most likley to become a famous sports player or a nude model.

"Damn, bro!" Look at that Sam! I can't BELIVE u let her go!"
" I know man, worst mistake"

by ASamWhosHeard-Spamedglich August 24, 2013

Sam

Sam is usually annoying. They like to shout in class. The girls hate him. The teachers sometimes like him.

Hi sam how are you

by Joneil June 6, 2019

Sam

Often misinterpreted as Sexy Attractive Male or something like that. It actually is a shorter version of Samantha or Samuel. Many girl Sam's get frustrated when looking for the definition of Sam, because they're all related to guys, or acronyms. Sam (girl)- super nice and smart. She'll want to get involved with everything. She's probably nerdy, and that's awesome! She's pretty sexy, although she often doesn't even know it. She loves performing arts (acting, instruments, singing), and she's pretty good at it. She loves hugs, and will hug anyone (but especially her partner ;)) She's also really funny and kind to strangers (unless they piss her off, then all hell breaks loose) Sam (guy)- everyone seems to know this guy, because he's really nice. He gives the best hugs ever, and will give a hug to anyone who asks. He's super sophisticated, and smart, and so easy to be friends & laugh with. Everyone either has or had a crush on him at some point, and he's extremely good at performing arts (instruments, singing, acting)

Girl 1- "Hey, did you see that girl in the play last night! She sang and acted amazingly good!"
Girl 2- "Yeah, she's in my science club, she's a Sam. All the guys look at her, but she doesn't even notice."

Boy 1- "Hey, did you see Sam hugging that girl the other day? Is she his girlfriend?"
Boy 2- "Yeah, but she's not. Sam just loves to hug everyone. He's in the band, and he's an amazing actor & drummer!"

by Nerdygirl_forever November 2, 2014