The status of once proud and fearless gent of integrity who has lost his freedom and right to roam by submitting to the manipulations of a "ball bagger"..
This sad turn of events often happens to men in the prime of their lives, and could be a reaction to the stresses of "freedom" and the poor quality of casual pick-up material on offer these days..
Usually such specimens of men are rarely seen outside of the work environment or at family gatherings usually arranged by their miserable and deeply insecure female "owners". Any attempt to assert their previous rights to roam are met with histrionics, prolonged sulking, sex strikes and threats of "violence by proxy" often involving family members or friends of the ball bagger, the police, or family courts..
A ball bagged man is the butt of many jokes, as he lives in a form of comfortable castration rather like a neutered housepet.. But never has any real fun anymore, because his balls, are in "she who must be obeyed"'s handbag..
This sad turn of events often happens to men in the prime of their lives, and could be a reaction to the stresses of "freedom" and the poor quality of casual pick-up material on offer these days..
Usually such specimens of men are rarely seen outside of the work environment or at family gatherings usually arranged by their miserable and deeply insecure female "owners". Any attempt to assert their previous rights to roam are met with histrionics, prolonged sulking, sex strikes and threats of "violence by proxy" often involving family members or friends of the ball bagger, the police, or family courts..
A ball bagged man is the butt of many jokes, as he lives in a form of comfortable castration rather like a neutered housepet.. But never has any real fun anymore, because his balls, are in "she who must be obeyed"'s handbag..
Bill realised, as he looked in the mirror at a body that was once lean and athletic but now looks as sad and sorry as the heap of lard sulking on the sofa that had ball bagged him into this pathetic life, that he was not really able to escape now. The price would be too high and he didn't want to end up unable to see his child, even though that was what had trapped him in this situation in the first place..
by Drex Johnson July 22, 2011
by Janikens June 08, 2018
Any act of putting an item into your inventory in a video game, especially if you're not going to use it.
First made popular by a popular YouTuber DeliciousCinnamon, this term comes from a blind idiot translation of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal. Due to varying graphical representations of putting inventory items away, a real life act of bag fuck remains a mystery, much like recipes for volcano bakemeat and kuang steak.
As the term bag fuck is also being popularized by another YouTuber, Slowflake, it may become either a forced meme or a valid Internet forums term.
First made popular by a popular YouTuber DeliciousCinnamon, this term comes from a blind idiot translation of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal. Due to varying graphical representations of putting inventory items away, a real life act of bag fuck remains a mystery, much like recipes for volcano bakemeat and kuang steak.
As the term bag fuck is also being popularized by another YouTuber, Slowflake, it may become either a forced meme or a valid Internet forums term.
by Minkovsky July 11, 2011
by Javiles420 November 05, 2017
Given the bag we used to round up those meanies also somehow stubbed my toe, this is a meanie-bag in both ways! Well, I'll be a jerkface deluxe!
by Nom de plumes of smoke September 01, 2010
A hockey practice where players are forced to do repetitive skating drills until they are exhausted, or have "skated their bags off". It's often used as punishment for an underperforming team.
by memememememememeee February 28, 2009
A “bag of meat” is a hilarious and usually narcissistic way to refer to a female one has a sex appeal for.
Charles: Did you see Ginger (female) today? She was looking good.
Carter: Yep, I’d rip that bag of meat.
Carter: Yep, I’d rip that bag of meat.
by Genitalgenius February 14, 2020