Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.
Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"
Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"
Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"
Me- Fuck you enemy P
Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"
Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"
Me- Fuck you enemy P
by well la de da effin da February 05, 2010
by Syd Shenk February 01, 2010
I can't believe that he thinks Jesus is real, but global warming is a fairy tale. What a peanut farmer.
by Jenny June 17, 2006
by Momothedodobird March 06, 2017
James - Hey, look up on google images "peanut the dog "
Jacon - James, you have scared me for the rest of my life
Jacon - James, you have scared me for the rest of my life
by Gerbilla October 16, 2016
by TiMdiZzLe April 19, 2008
In the late 19th century a street corner vendor selling peanuts, fruit and other snacks. In the early 20th century a train-bound vendor of newspapers, snacks, gossip and travel tips.
He started as a peanut butcher but retired as a Pullman Porter.
Drink one to the fireman, one to the brakeman,
One to the engineer,
And one to the peanut butcher man
For comin’ back year after year.
-Bent Roses, The Peanut Butcher
Drink one to the fireman, one to the brakeman,
One to the engineer,
And one to the peanut butcher man
For comin’ back year after year.
-Bent Roses, The Peanut Butcher
by Elemenopy Queuarestes August 13, 2019