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Suspicious Package

An abnormality of the male genitalia.
Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!
by Ichabod Ezechiel October 30, 2010
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Platinum package

When you stuff one of your nuts in a chicks asshole, and jerk off on her back
The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM
by Drew’s McPeeonme May 20, 2018
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bathroom packager

the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.
tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean
by ginger warrior December 22, 2010
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red package

Derived from crabrevenge.com. A situation where untold amounts of revenge might need to be wrought on an offending party.
My roommate is seriously about to earn herself a red package.

We're red packaging him tonight.
by poeticfly08 November 22, 2010
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Hot Quality Package

Hot Quality Package= All good wives,partner and single women

Who do not selling "V____a"or "Battery"for money,good cooking,good mother for the kids who teahing them to be a good "Human+Humanity"(For Good Generation in the Future)

And Hot....On "Snowboard"...,Oops!!

P.S.This include teaching "Little Boy(Soft...,Wope!!!)" how to be+act like the good "Human+Humanity"

P.S.All those who selling "V____a"+"Battery" you are not the "Bad"(and you can make your own choice that you want to be Human Or Animal??)

Brand name+Money do not show that you are HI-So

Human+Humanity that nobady can look down on you..your chioce.(^_^) Hi-Somide or Hi-SoSl_ty?
Hot Quality Package= All good wives,partner and single women

Up there read read read
by Mammy's(All Wives) November 10, 2011
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faux-package

When a girl wears pants that are too loose in the hip region giving the impression that she has male anatomy. (Must be said with a french or british accent.)
Bob: Look at that girl she looks like she has a penis.

Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!
by the blonde bombers January 19, 2009
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what in the package?

The ultimate expression of a boy who goes to Condado a lot and makes it his whole personality. Can also be expressed as player or as they say in Spanish "un buscapauta". You can use this term on the daily when referring to an extremely cringey, cocky bitch.
Monica: Have you seen Chad he's giving off what in the package? vibes.
Chad: Hey! I heard you! I am not .
by okayboiiii September 27, 2021
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