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heated hot pocket

When you insert your erect penis into a freshly cooked hot pocket and have it eaten off.
Dude your mom gave me a heated hot pocket and she said it was delicious.
by Dr. Aquarius August 21, 2016
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Brazilian Hot Pocket

When someone sits on a nuclear reactor in Brazil and turns their asshole into a mutated monster with a 781 foot dick. The person is now called a host and the monster then shoves the 781 foot dick in the host's mouth, killing him/her with radioactive cum. Now the host's flesh is the crust and the filling is cum. Just like the Hot Pockets in my closet!
I was sitting on a nuclear reactor in my basement and got turned into a Brazilian Hot Pocket. Now I'm fucking dead.
by 89 year old bay 777 January 17, 2019
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Hot Pocket Guy

AP exam grader that is known for giving high scores even if the exam is not up to par. This can be applied to all test graders.
“Yo Joe how did you do on the AP Exam.” Said Abe

“I think I did fine, but I hope I get the hot pocket guy.” Said Joe

“Yeah the hot pocket guy makes it an easy 5 on the AP exam.” Said Abe
by Joe Abraham June 3, 2019
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Cuernavaca Hot Pocket

(Bolsillo Caliente de Cuernavaca in Spanish). It's like an Alabama hot pocket where you shit on the woman's vagina and have sex with it. But since it is a Mexican version, you add hot sauce and tequila, while the woman bites on a piece of lemon.
1. My dick's burning up - I think it's because I gave my gf a Cuernavaca Hot Pocket
2. Ay no puedo wey. No quiero hacer el Bolsillo de Cuernavaca.
by Jise9984 December 14, 2017
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Hot Pocket in the Freezer

When a person performs acts of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.
Kaleb was ready for a hot pocket in the freezer but it wasn’t cold enough outside.
by All Bets Hedged March 7, 2020
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Hot Pockets and Cuddles

When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.
Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.
by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022
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