Corporate Orphan

Noun: When all the members of your immediate team at work either resign, change roles, or are fired leaving you all by yourself because roles never get backfilled.
Tanner: Ugh, Tom, James, Megan and Joe all left the team. Now I have no team and have to do 5 jobs. I'm such a corporate orphan :(
by E60 - S85 January 13, 2022
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Corporate Orphan

When someone in a company has all of their internal sponsors fired leaving them with no support from upper management.
Damn, John and Richard both got fired, guess I am a corporate orphan now.
by Gangsta Billy September 05, 2018
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Corporate Action

Partaking in sexual activity while at work.
"The boss was out of town so I used his office to get some Corporate Action from his secretary"
by tourettesguyrules August 29, 2008
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corporealization day

“Happy Corporealization day, butthole!“
“Oh, thanks! How did you afford this?"
" Robbed a rich dude."
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corporate communism

1. Property communally owned by major corporations (big business, mega-corps), with the production and distribution of goods and services, supported and determined by limited competition in the marketplace.
2. Government contracts (usually military) are given to corporations. Also, known as "corporate welfare".
3. The "Military-Industrial Complex" mentioned by President Dwight Eisenhower in his final speech.

Attributed to Cenk Uygur, host and founder of the progressive media group, "The Young Turks".
Originally created by Francwa Sims, author of the "Anacostia Diaries: The Rants of a Madman, 2002".
All these companies depend on corporate communism to survive, but don't want their employees to have guaranteed health insurance for all, worker unions, a living wage, and paid leave.
by CyberForce_dc February 22, 2023
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Corporate paperweight

An employee who adds no value to a company but still gets a paycheck.
That 60 year old guy who don't know how to use computers that works in the it department is a corporate paperweight.

In the movie Office Space Milton is a corporate paperweight.
by Chaosmirage December 29, 2016
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Corporate Gurukul

Upskilling a student the 'gurukul way', preparing them for the real world, only with the world's best.

The ‘gurukul’ system focuses on real-world learning and helps you identify your purpose and passion to express your full potential.
Rahul solved created an innovative solution through a Design Thinking internship with Corporate Gurukul.

Corporate Gurukul has partnerships with world-class academic and industry partners.
by Corporate Gurukul November 28, 2021
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