by CrashArtemis January 26, 2017

the “omaha shield” is a term to describe how all the bad weather goes around specifically downtown omaha and council bluffs.
“did you hear about all the tornadoes that tore through all of the areas around omaha?”
“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs”
“must’ve been the omaha shield”
“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs”
“must’ve been the omaha shield”
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

The toilet paper you put in the bottom of the toilet before you take a dump. Effectively prevents Poseidons kiss.
- Did you experience the kiss of Poseidon while pooping?
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.
by Zokster September 20, 2018

by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021

A condom
by Bud-Wiser2000 May 6, 2023

(v.)
1. To immediately blame the nearest, most blamable thing for something/a situation when the real thing to blame is yourself.
This is most common with parents and leaders/people in places of power in establishments/companies, sometimes in governments.
1. To immediately blame the nearest, most blamable thing for something/a situation when the real thing to blame is yourself.
This is most common with parents and leaders/people in places of power in establishments/companies, sometimes in governments.
Once, a kid got sick from second-hand smoking, and his parents (who were heavy smokers) blame shielded and blamed the kid's phone and the internet.
by Other_Person June 17, 2020
