When you indulge in the action of standing in a corner of room wanking a jerk and as your about to rip a fat nut you run up on someone and unload the loc ness monster of a load onto them resulting in the conclusion of the seagull.
Fred im going to rip a seagull tonight in the club I heard they have great corners with a ton of people waiting for get seagulled on.
by Flaw29 March 02, 2024
Those crazy ass chicks- you know the ones- who’s only goal in life is to date every musician they possibly can, while ruining the lives of other young fans. Lord help the fan who gets in her way of meeting the band- SHE SAW HIM FIRST!
The man got off the stage, to the flock of seagulls waiting for him at the autograph stand.
“Great... boys, it’s time to break up a fistfight...”
“Great... boys, it’s time to break up a fistfight...”
by The_UnlovedOne August 03, 2019
The mortal enemy of the capuchin monkey.
A selfish bird that believes everything belongs to it, screams "Mine" at would be competitors.
Very unlucky to see one, especially when the moon is present. Portends to calamity. Only lucky for Aquarius people.
A selfish bird that believes everything belongs to it, screams "Mine" at would be competitors.
Very unlucky to see one, especially when the moon is present. Portends to calamity. Only lucky for Aquarius people.
by GreeboMc October 01, 2022
An Aussie Chick.
Because of the noises they make and hanging around other peoples events. Be prepared to spend time inside/outside at new locations for no discernible reason.
Because of the noises they make and hanging around other peoples events. Be prepared to spend time inside/outside at new locations for no discernible reason.
by TrishSherylTracey January 18, 2024
A flying fuck. Can be used as a way to ask for sex.
WARNING// Be careful asking for seagull. They might think you are calling them a flying fuck. You will definitely not get fucked if you do that. :)
WARNING// Be careful asking for seagull. They might think you are calling them a flying fuck. You will definitely not get fucked if you do that. :)
Person 1- "Hey Justin, do you wanna come over to my place and seagull?"
Person 2- "Yeah Selena, that sounds great!"
"Ugh! You are such a seagull!"
Person 2- "Yeah Selena, that sounds great!"
"Ugh! You are such a seagull!"
by failedabortion22 November 23, 2016
by Keepingupwiththequinns August 29, 2018
Seagulls are bar patrons age 50+ who commonly "fly" from bar to bar abusing already inexpensive food & drink specials, such as happy hour & complentary items. They usually leave without tipping, or tipping very little. They then stumble out of the bar drunk & full-bellied & ready to take advantage of the next place on their list.
by Sgrqk May 06, 2015