Peanut Butter

Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.

Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"

Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"

Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"

Me- Fuck you enemy P

by well la de da effin da February 4, 2010

Peanut Brittle

When you rub peanut butter on your fingers and then finger a girl

My hands still smell like peanut butter after i me and sally peanut brittled

by Syd Shenk February 1, 2010

peanut farmer

A fool of diminutive mental powers. Your general all purpose village idiot. See also: George Bush.

I can't believe that he thinks Jesus is real, but global warming is a fairy tale. What a peanut farmer.

by Jenny June 18, 2006

Peanut Nutter

The process of doing anal, nutting in her ass, then eating her ass.

Guy 1: "Bro, what happened with that girl from the bar?"
Guy 2: "We hooked up."
Guy 1: "Peanut Nutter?"
Guy 2: "Of course."

by Chris P Nutty August 24, 2018

peanut parlor

a name for the person who does not know how to use the phrase peanut gallery properly.

Spelled parlour in Canada but pronounced exactly the same. Anyone who tries to pronounce the u is American or a peanut gallery.

i.e: George Bush is a peanut parlor or Kevin Morgan has peanut parlor ideas, as perceived by Rosie Lines.

by Dr. Grammer March 27, 2009

Peanut Butcher

In the late 19th century a street corner vendor selling peanuts, fruit and other snacks. In the early 20th century a train-bound vendor of newspapers, snacks, gossip and travel tips.

He started as a peanut butcher but retired as a Pullman Porter.

Drink one to the fireman, one to the brakeman,
One to the engineer,
And one to the peanut butcher man
For comin’ back year after year.
-Bent Roses, The Peanut Butcher

by Elemenopy Queuarestes August 13, 2019

peanut burger

a variation of the peanut butter sandwich. However this process involves the use of a burger bun rather than ordinary white/whole wheat/ whatever bread you use.

Child: "Hey Mom can i have a peanut butter sandwich?"

Mother: "Sorry hun, were out of bread"

Child: "Fuck it, ill just have a peanut burger

by sHeeeeeeed October 16, 2008