Colombian Milkshake

The act of a middle-aged Colombian female vigorously shaking her floppy, lumpy ass in a person's face, then excreting unnecessarily large amounts of diarrhea into the mouth of her companion through a funnel.

My naughty social studies teacher punished me by giving me a Colombian Milkshake after class.

by Dawnkee Bawlz January 30, 2011

strawberry milkshake

when you suck the blood out of a girls vagina when shes on her period and spit it in a cup, then when your dads asleep jack him off and put his sperm in the same cup were the period blood is, mix them together till its a light red and drink it with a bendy straw

I'm thirsty for a strawberry milkshake but i have no milk or strawberry syrup; but i have a dad and a girlfriend

by wackaflamo January 10, 2011

Mexican Milkshake

A Mexican Milkshake is when you blow your load in a woman's anus and then stick a straw in her butthole and drink the sweet nectar inside.

Juan was thirsty, but his girlfriend quenched his thirst with a Mexican Milkshake.

by The Loge August 03, 2006

diarrhea milkshake

one cup of vanilla ice cream, 1/3 cup of milk, 3 pounds of diarrhea, blend well into a creamy delicious shake.

enjoy!

oh yeah...a teaspoon of corn

Sllab: hey wench! go make me a diarrhea milkshake!!
Reggin: balls balls balls... portuguese breakfast peace

by period blood November 11, 2005

Brokeback Milkshake

A creamy treat made from sperm that came out of a man's a&&hole rather than regular milk.

1.)After a long day Tom enjoys a Brokeback Milkshake
2.)Now that the anal sex is over with we can make Brokeback Milkshakes!

by Freakyandkinky12 November 28, 2010

Na milkshake

drinking breast milk for fun not nutrition.

Dude can you thaw out some of that breast milk so I can add it to my coffee? Oh man you're making a Na milkshake aren't you?

by incredible hulka September 01, 2008

Crusty Milkshake

This is the process by which a male ejaculates into the anus of an individual of nondescript gender persuasion who has been suffering from chronic herpes. Said male then proceeds to lick the aforementioned creamy man juice from the crusted orifice.

Skank: would you mind examining my rectum with your tongue, good sir?
Good Sir: Not all m'dear. I do so love a crusty milkshake with my biscuits.

by Gentlemanjuice February 10, 2010