Frosting the Penguin

The act of masturbating.

One who beats his goose rapidly.

Someone who jacks off a lot.

Ryan was frosting the penguin last night because he doesnt get pussy.

Sam frosts the penguin every day because his girlfriend won't.

Ben usually frosts the penguin to punnet squares because they excite him.

by benb92 August 29, 2009

Frosted Knuckle

A frosted knuckle occurs when the semen splooges onto the knuckles of yourself or your lover.

Rick satisfies his hard taco by topping it with frosted knuckles.

by You can call me T December 11, 2007

Frosted Flake

When a guy cums on girl and it drys then they peel it off.

Cristin had a frosted flake on her arm the other day.

by daultonn August 3, 2008

Frosted Flakes

When a girl has pubic dandruff and you ejaculate onto her flaky crotch.

Jessica wanted to use Head and Shoulders anti-dandruff on her vag but I suggested we try getting kinky by frosting her flakes. After I was done I suggested Frosted Flakes to a good friend who also had dandruff

by Croblse December 18, 2014

bomb frostings

1. really good/cool; the shit
2. awesome in several ways
3. cupcakes from Lazy Sunday

Ex 1. Yo that chick is super hot AND smart she goes to Boston College? Damn, she got all the bomb frostings.

Ex 2. Babe i love that sweater its the bomb frostings!!

by lhsb11 August 15, 2007

frost rider

Andy is gay, as in like he is gayest to the extreme he also makes up the word and his friends post it on a website to make fun of the little ass hole.

dude andy is a frost rider

by Joey Coppick December 27, 2007

hoar frost

When a hooker drops her panties in the middle of winter

Damn, boy! That bitch done got some hoar frost

by kurtbeans45 December 19, 2014