turkish flush

when a male puts his penis in another males anus, stays there until the other male took a shit and then pulls it out.

Gonna do the turkish flush with you tonight.

by Habaplap December 06, 2016

courtesy flush

Over 50 and never heard of the courtesy flush. I figured once it's out it's out and hide your head and run.

I suppose an example could be as soon as your ready to go, flush and at least the noise helps cover up any noise. God forbid there be noise. I've tried to wait until the entire BR was empty feeling so self conscience about something no one but I do, right??????.....Never fail, soon as I hit the door and almost get my butt to the seat here comes someone. Tricky part, making it go back up until the room is empty. Well I no longer wait for an empty room but am sure excited to learn about this courtesy flush thing. And it really works???????...I'm going to the store now to test this and will report back.

by kathy, the other one September 21, 2006

Royal Flush

Call that trumps someone's "fives", allowing you to take the seat they just vacated.

Dude, why'd you take my seat, I called fives?
My Royal Flush beat out your fives, so piss off.

by Calico August 04, 2007

straight flush

Having someone take a dump in a woman's mouth and right afterwards she sucks dick with a mouth full of feces.

"Jason took a dump in my mouth and I gave Matt the straight flush."

by Priscilla Purple Allen August 24, 2008

Royal flush

1. The winning hand in poker (A,K,Q,J,10).
2. When you crap, wipe, and flush it all down in one go (providing the toilet doesn't clog).

1. Yeah, I would've won, but Johnny doubled up with a royal flush, and I had three jacks and a pair of nines...

2. ...So I went to the bathroom and made a royal flush of my own in his toilet. Left a nice streak mark, too.

by 30357 April 20, 2009

Flushing, MI

Small city with highest emo, hudlem, pot head, and adulterous population. Most children living here have no money, come from broken families, and are high 24/7. There are no jobs in this city and its neighbor is Flint also known as the ghettoest city in the USA with the highest unemployment rate and top ten muder rate.

Flushing, MI
you: Where you from?
Flushing person: Flushing,MI
you: Aww that sucks
Flushing person:Yeh I'm High right now ttyl

by GetReal429 February 22, 2011

Sex Flush

The equivilant of that good feeling you get when you flush the toilet after taking a really massive dump; almost erotic.

Man, that superbowl party was such a sex flush.

by Spigget February 04, 2009