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Fluid

You are trying to find out what fluid is even though you know what it is. You curious monkey.
"I love drinking this juice, such good fluid."
by Iamashark January 14, 2023
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bumpah fluid

a fake thing said in automotive shops
Hey man i need some bumpah fluid for this broken bumper
by Brandallberry November 7, 2017
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fluid transparency

Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions.

Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.

Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts!
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
by AzarielShayd February 24, 2020
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Boob-fluid

Some days you wish you had huge boobs and other days you wish were flat as a wall. Like gender fluid but just for your breasts, or lack thereof, depending on the day.
Trash - Man i wish i had no boobs today
Chuck - I know right? Me too
Trash - And then yesterday i wanted my melons to be massive
Chuck - ME TOO. Maybe we're just Boob-fluid
Ah - ....What???
Emoomily - I forgot what i wanted to say.
by chuck<3tiites June 15, 2022
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Fluid

Noun. A slang term for someone who is hypocritical, judgmental, and identifies as non-binary.
Women’s studies classes are getting cancelled because the fluids decided they are not inclusive enough.
by BWilde07 May 13, 2022
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Wum Fluids

It means nothing, stop asking me, for the love of god, please.

It’s not semen, it’s not a derogatory word for a woman, it means literally nothing, I’m trying to add this here because people kept asking me back when I had friends and they decided to check Urban Dictionary and saw the one definition about cum.

Please, I do not and probably will not add true context to it, stop asking for me to add something before the punchline to make it funny.
Person 1: “haha wum fluids”
Person 2: “wasn’t this already submitted
Person 1: “idk, everywhere at the end of time💀”
by DillonVentures March 9, 2022
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embombing fluid

Nitroglycerine.
Achmed Da Dead Terrorist might have preferred embombing fluid to preserve his corpse, but since he is now virtually nothing but a fleshless skeleton, anyway, said funeral-home procedure might not make much difference at this point, anyway.
by QuacksO December 6, 2023
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