racist-fluid

When you attack and vilify people based on race, but whether or not it's racist depends on the race being targeted. And whether you "identify" as racist.

Origin: Eretz Nehederet sketch, "Welcome to Columbia Untisemity"

"I major in queer post-colonial astrology. Ew! Jews make the world dirty. And no, I'm not antisemitic, I'm racist-fluid."

by TSCX November 21, 2023

fluid intake

Something Facebook moms/Soccer moms obsess over. A phrase for people who think you need eight glasses of water a day, when in reality, you should only be drinking when you're thirsty.

Mom: "Have you been keeping up with your fluid intake sweetie?"
Daughter: "I'm not thirsty"
Mom "THE POST SAID EIGHT GLASSES OF WATER A DAY YOU LITTLE BRAT"

by Starwolf1464 May 16, 2018

seat fluid

Fluid used in car seats in order to make them move front to back, shift left and right, and raise/lower the seat. Similar to blinker fluid.

You need to check your seat fluid the same time you change your blinker fluid to keep your car in well runnin condition.

by Kswaggo November 10, 2017

gender fluid

One of various expensive, hard-to-source automotive fluids required (and serviced at periodic intervals per the manufacturer's warranty) to keep your vehicle's continuously-variable transmission (or "tranny") transitioning smoothly from male to female or vice-versa. Usually sold alongside the Unobtainium and other specialist wares in advanced automotive gender identity clinics.

Gender fluid will typically transition from a healthy pink hue to a light blue, depending upon your vehicle's preferred. pronouns. If you are unsure which to use, it's best to consult an automotive gender identity clinic (or "tranny shop") and fall back to singular they/them unless the instructions packaged with your vehicle request a specific pronoun.

Manual "stick-shift" vehicles will most often identify with he/him pronouns, and automatic "slush box" vehicles with she/her, but it's best to never assume unless you've had your motorcar's gender fluid analysed by a skilled endocrinologist.

by bitchuck August 5, 2024

Culinarily fluid

Will eat any kind of cooking

I will eat anything; I am culinarily fluid

by Horatio Stema April 13, 2019

transition fluid

What we used to call Bud Light.

Dude, are you drinking Dylan Mulvaney's transition fluid?!

by Freshly peeled eyeballs June 8, 2023

intimate fluids

Cum, excess vaginal lubricant, any fluids made while being “intimate”

Oscar’s intimate fluids went all over Ashley’s voluptuous tits.

by B-Prez September 1, 2018