Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.
Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.
by Saltyseadog75 August 02, 2018
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spray clay

A subtype of diarrhea, characterized by a sharting noise and diffuse clay colored discoloration of the toilet reminiscent of Jackson Polluck.
Hey man, I gotta go spray clay, hopefully that will help my hang over.
by spraymatthews December 16, 2015
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Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
by The_Klay March 01, 2018
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radical clay

Being constipated. Having hard poo and being unable to take a shit.
I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'

'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.
by Strictly starkly derbyshire January 14, 2015
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Clay Bertrand

The act of painting yourself gold for explicit purposes, named after the scene in Oliver Stone's JFK where Tommy Lee Jones as Clay Shaw (under the alias Clay Bertrand) paints himself in gold during a trippy homosexual orgy.
"My girlfriend totally did a Clay Bertrand on me last night, got me so horny".
by Ranky64 July 26, 2017
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tom clay

Basically God. He has a great personality that really makes people happy. He’s a great musician, mainly Guitar and Drums. Everyone loves Tom Clay, regardless of who thy are. Tom Clay is God.
by Sauce bucket December 15, 2017
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clay daly

Hey it’s clay Daly the white kid.
by ?What? October 31, 2017
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