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Ambi-texting 

ambi-texting is the art of texting after you have taken an Ambien. You never fully realize what you've tried to text until the next morning when you check your history and can't make out the meaning.
Text from my GF: IIII kknv66 &ddn 33)k##............zC
Meaning: I love you. Gnight.

Honey, did you take a pill before bed last night? Yes, why? Because you were ambi-texting me before you went to sleep.
Ambi-texting by Zorack911 January 12, 2011
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Novel Texting 

When the person you are texting does not want to have an actual phone conversation so you have to write a lot rather then just being able to say it.
Lucy was crying all night because Brad broke up with her. I tried to call her but she wouldn't answer so I was novel texting her for about an hour.

Bobby was novel texting Cindy the other night because she couldn't talk on the phone. He was trying to convince her to sneak out to go to a party.
Novel Texting by QU33NC0BR4 September 24, 2011

Beta testing 

The act of having sex with someone under the age of 16 and over 11
Derek was indulging in beta testing last week, we should report him to the authorities!
Beta testing by 69cooldad420 May 21, 2019

ghetto texting 

The act of having a conversation with someone by typing on your phone, but not actually sending the text. Rather, you just pass the phone back and forth to type on, or you just show the person what you wrote to them.
We were ghetto texting so that our friends wouldn't know what we were saying.

We didn't feel like talking, so we just ghetto texted.

We were sitting together, and he just ghetto texted me that he liked me!
ghetto texting by lunascope March 2, 2009

texting it in 

If phoning it in means doing something without giving a shit, texting it in takes not caring about something to new heights.
Nate: Wow. Barsin took a 3-hour lunch and has been playing mini-putt on the Internet since he got back. What's he thinking?
Brian: Yeah dawg, he's been texting it in for the last 3 months.
texting it in by cliffdogg August 17, 2010

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT) most commonly occurs with friends living on opposite ends of the country, separated by several time zones. Someone on the East Coast will start drinking at normal hours and then start drunk texting or sexting their friends. What they don't consider is that their West Coast counterparts are three hours behind, so they start receiving these drunk texts and sexts in the late afternoon/early evening.
Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)

Messages 9pm ET:
"I want you right now baby!"
"I'm so wasted! Ahhhh I want you NOW!"
"Sorry...drunkkkk"

Recipient at 6PM PT:
"Wow...she's wasted and I haven't even eaten dinner yet."
"The future looks bright. I want to be you in 3 hours!"
"I love it when you BDT me baby."

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)

eaves-texting 

the process of reading ones text messages over their shoulder without them noticing.
Jake:i got a message from annie!
Jeremy and Tom:ya, so she has herpes?
Jake: Were You eaves-texting???