rogue tampon

when a tampon "goes rogue", i.e: a girl's stashed tampon (unused, fresh from the box, still wrapped) is left loose in her purse long enough for it to work it's way out of it's plastic wrapping, wandering about freely in only it's plastic applicator among her other belongings. often to then be embarassingly grabbed at inopportune moments, such as when digging for coin change or chapstick.

girl A: "what is that?!"
girl B: "just another rogue tampon. hate it when that happens!"
..
girl A: "oops, there's another tampon going rogue again!"

by sdarling May 28, 2011

tampon licker

some one who licks tampons

i lick tampons said steve
john replied, you fuckin sick bastard
a wierd old man said, fuckin tampon licker

by Jack =] June 19, 2008

Ass Tampon

The "giver" in a homosexual male relationship. Compared to a tampon because of the fact that he puts himself in another dude's ass.

"You think Pete gives or receives the dick?"
"I don't know, he's not very effeminate so he must be the ass tampon in the relationship."
"Word."

by TheBass November 28, 2007

mouse tampon

term for filter tips to be used with hand rolling tobacco

usually used by male smokers who don't roll with filters to mock those that do

yo, man can i have one of your filters, i wana smoke

i don't use those mouse tampons, im a MAN

by gem87 December 9, 2007

tampon music

A kind of music that may be used as background track, without having it stain whatever it is complementing.

the mellow songs you'd hear in some sort of an office (i.e. doctor's office) would be considered tampon music

by Anyutka September 7, 2007

Ass Tampon

A douche bag that can't get over himself. Usually very unobservant and can't stop hanging out with someone well below their age. Very easy to lie to, and very self centered.

Person #1: Fuck that guy is an Ass Tampon!

Person #2: I know, I just want to knock his lights out!

by Double You EyE Ell Ell March 8, 2010

Tampon Racer

Also known as a cradle snatcher, a tampon racer is a male who tends to seek younger women for sexual pleasure. It is an over-exaggeration, as they try to place their male sexual organ inside a females sexual organ, before a tampon manages to do so

'God, she's too young for him'
'Yeah, He's a tampon racer'

'What kind of girls should I bring?'
'Mr "18 year old" here is a tampon racer'
'okay, I will call up some 15 year olds'

by DJMMTFF October 5, 2011