Arcane lifting knowledge passed down through the ages from gym rats to gym beginners. This is sacred knowledge, this is your holy bible
Receiving bro science knowledge from your gym bro is like Moses receiving the 10 commandments from god
by Mao zeschlong May 11, 2022
Get the Bro Sciencemug. A form of organic matter (usually food) left unattended for so long that it has grown its own ecosystem of molds, fungi, and insects.
A: Jesus fucking christ man I think I found out what that smell was
B: What!?
A: That McDonalds bag under your bed! And it's a fuckin' science project
B: What!?
A: That McDonalds bag under your bed! And it's a fuckin' science project
by birhon August 12, 2023
Get the science projectmug. To be either (a) infected with an overwhelming love of science or (b) to contract an unidentified infection as a direct result of an overexposure to a scientific object or event
Nerd Girl 1: I have such a girl boner for that guy Sheldon from Big Bang Theory! I think I must have a science infection.
OR
Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
OR
Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
by daftthetachipunk February 12, 2014
Get the science infectionmug. Pleasure science studies the pleasures individuals feel and searches for ways they can feel more pleasure, longer, and more often.
The fundamental purpose of life is to feel pleasure. Some pleasures are more intense, some last longer, some are easier to feel. Pleasure Science searches for ways for humans to feel more pleasure, more often, and for longer periods of time.
by but for May 2, 2018
Get the Pleasure Sciencemug. A degree in anal science can only be obtained on "education connection.com" You can only get that degree online.
Guy:I have extreme pain in my ass!
Major in anal science: it's okay let me take a look
Guy: No!
Major in anal science: I have a degree in anal science.
Guy: Oh okay!
Major in anal science: it's okay let me take a look
Guy: No!
Major in anal science: I have a degree in anal science.
Guy: Oh okay!
by Dr. AnalScience September 30, 2013
Get the anal sciencemug. A term used to mock the anthropomorphization of the systematic enterprise known as Science done by intellectually lazy political activists and college freshman who believe that they're well informed because they clicked on a facebook science article.
Individuals who quote "science" like it was a living person can regularly be found following the Facebook page "I Fucking Love Science" or most science/tech pages on Reddit.
Individuals who quote "science" like it was a living person can regularly be found following the Facebook page "I Fucking Love Science" or most science/tech pages on Reddit.
Dumb Asshole #1: Science says that essential oils can cure cancer!
Joe: Really? When did Mr. Science say that?
Dumb Asshole #2: Did you hear that science found traces of micro-bacteria on asteroids?
Other Joe: I didn't know Mr. Science was an astronaut!
Joe: Really? When did Mr. Science say that?
Dumb Asshole #2: Did you hear that science found traces of micro-bacteria on asteroids?
Other Joe: I didn't know Mr. Science was an astronaut!
by TotallyNotJoe September 20, 2018
Get the Mr. Sciencemug. similar to a history buff, but with science.
a science buff will usually bring up lots of science facts or study constantly, not just on one specific thing but they seem obsessed with science in general.
a science buff will usually bring up lots of science facts or study constantly, not just on one specific thing but they seem obsessed with science in general.
by globaldumbassery May 22, 2022
Get the science buffmug.