dude swing

A regularly chill dude who suddenly goes into an emotional rant, usually when drinking.

a: "you know you're my best friend, right? I love u man! But why do you have to be such a dick sometimes? God, you make me so angry!"

b: "Relax with the dude swing. Just drink your beer. "

by sike moda November 16, 2009

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Swing (Relationship)

A romantic relationship in which one or both of the individuals changes how they feel about the other person from loving to hating back to loving on a regular basic.

Swing (Relationship)

Week 1 - I love my boyfriend, he is awesome.
Week 2- My boyfriend is a jerk, I hate his guts.
Week 3- My boyfriend got me a teddy-bear, he's so sweet.

Week 4- My boyfriend was talking to another girl at the party, he is such a pig.

by Aluman. December 4, 2009

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Chinese swing

A swing with accessibility to the rider's genitalia/anus. Supposedly invented in the far east. It could be as simple as a hammock, or as complex as an injection molded custom fit unit upwards of $1500.

me: Let's go down to my sex dungeon, and try out my new Chinese swing. It has thermionic heating and cooling.

some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.

me: You're making me blush.

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011

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Swinging Door

When you’re having sex with your woman, and your balls are hanging by her “brown eye”, the woman then farts causing your balls to swing back like a door.

Bro, Selina totally gave me the “Swinging Door”!

by Kgizzel November 24, 2018

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swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013

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