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Tech support syndrome

When an issue in a computer seems to be fixed when you are on the phone with tech support, but as soon as you are off the phone, the issue comes back full fledged.
Britney: Is your computer fixed?
Alyssa: No, its acting weird still.
Britteny: Wasn't it working when you were on the phone with John before today?
Alyssa: Yes, but its not working anymore. It stopped working as soon as we hung up.
Britteny: I guess your computer has tech support syndrome.
Alyssa: Yeah.
by Mc'Blindy June 14, 2010
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beer support group

A euphemism taken from the term peer support group. Simply means a group of people that you drink beer with. Especially a group of people that seem to gravitate towards the heavy side of drinking. Most likely a support group of borderline alcoholics, helping each other cope with life's challenges by drinking.
Stacey: Can you come out to dinner tonight?

Dan: Nah... gotta drop in on the old beer support group..

Stacey: Awww.... I'm so proud of you. It's nice to have a boy friend that gives back to the community.

Dan: I know.... it isn't always easy but my brothers need me... (opens a beer)

Stacey: mmwahh
by qorn48 July 14, 2011
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Tech support for the soul

A friendship that helps to keep you balanced and earth worthy.
I have the best tech support for the soul with my Bubby.
by WearWolph September 29, 2011
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cock support

To help out another person in trying to get acquainted with, converse with, or hook up with a member of the opposite sex.

Essentially, the antonym of cock block.
John: Dude, hook me up with that friend of yours.

Mike: You mean with Alyssa?

John: Yeah, you guys know each other pretty well right? You gotta cock support me bruh, hook a brotha up.

Mike: Alright man, I'll just walk pass her, act like a dick, and knock some books out of her hand. Then you come out of the shadows and walk up to her and help her with her books and she'll think you're some kind of nice guy/hero all of a sudden.

John: Yeah sounds great bruh!

Mike: No prob, I always act like a dick towards girls anyways.
by Lishao Tao October 2, 2011
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product support

A mother fucker who thinks they know everything about something but has not idea and has 40 personalities to boot
Man that guy is product support knows fuck all. Besides that, you ring the guy and one minute he is ok, the next minute he is a fucking idiot.
by Lickadickaday December 7, 2017
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Child Support Roulette

The act of a large group of men cumming into a jar, then stirring the slew, afterwards dipping a dildo into the cum and putting it into a girl's vagina. Whichever person gets the girl pregnant pays child support.
Man 1: "Yo did you hear, the DNA results from our casual match of CSR came back."

Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"

Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

Man 2:"Yo fuck that."

Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."
by Smol Meme Account June 3, 2018
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Peer Support

When you pressure someone to do something they don’t initially want to do, but you do it more positively than peer pressure
Carson: WOW, I don’t wanna drink all 4 bottles of Smirnoff
Andrew: Just do it man! I know you can finish them!
Carson: That sounds like peer pressure
Andrew: Nah man! It’s peer support!
by Pettybrenda September 30, 2018
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