START PARODY

the START of a PARODY. which is spelt wrong.

so now ypu know

by tranquil_demon August 13, 2003

The Crouch Start

Where you put yourself in the crouch start and someone fucks you up the ass. You then use the crouch start to sprint away before the other guy cums inside your ass.

Mike: The boys and I did the crouch start last night, had a blast
John: Wow that's fucking gay

by jsobq July 31, 2018

Tijuana Jump Start

When a male inserts his flaccid penis into a woman while she is on top, and subsequently offers her pepper to induce a sneeze. The sneezing action thusly causes contractions to cause the penis to become erect.

"Damn bro I didn't have any pepper last night. I really wanted to kick things off with a Tijuana Jump Start"
"ah damn that sucks dude. You could try using some cayenne next time"

by yourhornymother420 February 02, 2024

A flying start

Named after the famous flying start from the breakfast menu of a Morrison's cafe.

When making a cooked breakfast you wrap bacon around your dick and crack an egg on top, you then put your toast in the toaster and try to cum. Ideally before the toast pops. You then cum on the toast and have friction cooked scrambled eggs and bacon.

Can also be done with a friend ideally a female to friction cook the sausages.

Decided to treat the missus to a flying start this morning. She lapped that shit up!

by Ubenvanglooben October 02, 2017

lick to start

Kind of like when a dirt bike is Kick To Start, when a woman’s vaginal area is “LICK TO START” that means it was crusty, doesn’t necessarily mean the person didn’t make her wet, but you had to spit a little on your two fingers in order to provide the necessary amount of lubrication for intercourse inside that crusty alligator pipefish pussy.

Friend: How was that pussy?
You: it was horrible man, it was lick to start

by 530.city boys August 16, 2022

Starting Now

When you stop jerking off to Noah's cousin.

Anthony: "Starting now."

Noah: That means you did it in the first place!

by AntdManly February 01, 2023

smart delay start

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.

e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."

by tropicalm October 18, 2017