Ripple Squeeze

When a girl farts while preforming anal sex.

She just gave me a ripple squeeze, it was nasty...
Felt good though!

by InsideNig January 22, 2011

woolen squeeze

When a girl with a set of sweater cows gives you a big hug and you kind of get trapped between them.

Christina Hendricks was wearing a delightful cable knit Nordic sweater, and gave me a woolen squeeze that I'll never forget.

by codo17 September 30, 2011

Meat Squeegee

A tight vagina.

Wanna watch a whore shoot golf balls out of her meat squeegee? Only ten bucks.

by ghostmeat July 23, 2012

Dry squeeze

(v) the periods during a diarrhetic poop session in which poop fails to present itself. (see: dry heave)

Monica: Hey! You're back! But, you're face is all red. Was that a Dry squeeze?

Carl: Yes. Toss my salad?
Monica: Sure!

by sickboy:( February 9, 2013

Neat Squeeze

When, after having a bowel movement, one wipes and finds no fecal matter on the toilet paper.

Man today is shaping up to be a great day! I woke up and got a BJ. Then I had my coffee followed by a neat squeeze!

by Colonel Snorch May 4, 2017

Siberian squeeze

When you insert your balls inside a women vagina and she squeezes the flaps in order to stop the blood flow in your balls making them fall off.

Thanks to the Siberian squeeze, I now have no balls!

by dnjfndsf October 16, 2017

Oxford squeeze

The British upper classes way of saying "Dutch oven"

I say Reginald it appears I have gotten you in a Oxford squeeze. Good show

by Thecoldone March 21, 2019