When a man ejaculates into a lady’s vagina from a distance of no less than 1 meter, the woman must be on her back with her legs open in the air and her fingers holding her vagina lips open.
If the male manages to shoot the load correctly into the hole the female must shout "SPANISH OMLETE JODER!"
If the male manages to shoot the load correctly into the hole the female must shout "SPANISH OMLETE JODER!"
by Michilla October 16, 2007
When a car is packed with people to the extent that two people occupy the front passenger seat, the second person is said to be sitting "Spanish shotgun"
Driver - "Hey the back seat is full, you're gonna have to sit spanish shotgun
Girl - "Aww not on his lap, he smells like shittt"
Girl - "Aww not on his lap, he smells like shittt"
by Chapmannn March 23, 2009
A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.
by Yarnar300 December 09, 2021
by Dubberztomoz October 24, 2015
So I was getting a BJ from this Mexican chick the other day. She kept looking up at me with those spanish eyes, so I blew my load straight into them!
by Alejandrrrrro January 31, 2010
An act of love between two adults wherein the aroused male gently places himself into his partner's "business" while the partner swings their legs in the air like they just don't care. NOTE: Must be looking at a coffee table book about Spain while this is happening.
by Beltloop Jones June 01, 2005
when someone inhales the smoke of a menthol newport cigarette through their butthole then exhales it through a fart while someone else inhales the just released smoke from the other persons butt
by a giant newport December 02, 2012