A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old
feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this
game, only very
smelly and very pissed off victims.
It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a
new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.