Creamy San Angelo Snorkel

while receiving a blowjob, you submerge the head of the woman in a bathtub, causing her to suck for air as you cram your junk down her gasping throat. making her suck on your johnson for air while being submerged in a jar of mayonaise.

Mary: i keep coughing up white liquid.
Amy: why is that???
Mary: my boyfriend gave me the creamy san angelo snorkel last night and i keep coughing this goo up and im not even sure if its cum or mayonaise anymore or both and its freaking me out.
Amy: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!????

by Goo_Gargler9000 November 16, 2025

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Capt Eddie Snorkel

While eating a man’s ass you are beating him off at the same time.. IE.. “adjusting the snorkel while diving”

I gave him the proper Capt Eddie Snorkel and now he won’t stop calling me!

by Ejtpa1 November 25, 2025

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Skinny snorkel pluh punkage caca

This is a horrible thing to call somebody. It's not a slur but it's almost as bad. It's a horrible thing to say that you only say to people you absolutely hate.

"I HATE YOU, YOU'RE BEING A SKINNY SNORKEL PLUH PUNKAGE CACA!"

by Gargantuan_peanut2 December 15, 2025

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Cozumel snorkel

Getting jellied by a baby jellyfish

Chris was cozumel snorkeled at the Tod Motel

by LazyLazyLazy February 24, 2025

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Dorm Snorkel

A makeshift device created by attaching scented dryer sheets to one end of a cardboard tube, typically used to mask the odor of cannabis by exhaling through it.

“Hey man, is it cool if I spark up in here?”

“Yeah, just use a dorm snorkel so the RA can’t smell it.”

by Definitely not Hunter Nielsen March 17, 2025

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