slippery shower handle

When she is riding you reverse cowgirl and your dick slips and causes you great pain, like grabbing a slipper shower handle and falling

Bro, my girl was riding me last night and I pulled a slippery shower handle

by Thatdude41 April 12, 2017

slippery ghaddafi

When somebody is sleeping, and you take the liquid hot smegma from betwixed your scrotum and thighs, and place it above the upper lip of the person sleeping making them look like dictator Muammar Ghadafi.

Dude we should totally Slippery Ghaddafi Aidan when he falls asleep

by Daddylongdong88 March 4, 2018

Slippery tummy

To lather someones stomach in cum or salvia by licking or ejaculating.

Ex :give me cummies on my stomach i want a slippery tummy .

by Kipperson March 18, 2020

Simper

What happens when juices are on a pan. The juice often simpers.

"I cooked roast beef yesterday...my whole body was filled with the juices gentle simpering."
"don't you mean simmering"
"no"

by alt-Shiga February 4, 2022

last suppering

The act of bingeing on food right before you go on a major diet, in an effort to eat all of your favorite junk food before swearing off of it for a while.

Kelly: "Um, are you really going to eat that entire bag of Doritos? And what happenend to the box of Krispie Kremes I just bought?"
Mark: "Sorry, I start the South Beach diet tomorrow- just doing a little last suppering."

by Fireball D May 26, 2009

gammon slipper

Used to describe someone thick or frustratingly stupid. Based on the slang for a ladies downstairs area

Darren: "I sold my Datsun to this geezer who then crashed it and wanted his money back"

Tim: "urgh, what a complete Gammon Slipper"

by QuantumMan October 7, 2016

zipper snipper

When the zipper in your pants cuts your dick off.

I was so hungover, I gave myself a zipper snipper

by Wonky Tonky September 1, 2016