The Shitfaced John

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?

by masters of mixology September 23, 2011

counter shitted

When someone disses someone else bad, however the retort is so much better that it makes the original person cry.

Dyrees- "Your Dad is gay, I saw him on a gay porn site."

Jamaal- "What the fuck where you doing on a gay porn site?"

Derrek- "Damn Dyrees, you just got counter shitted!"

by Fantastic KUHN December 17, 2013

Sticky shituation

Defined. Sticky shit

When taking an uncomfortable sticky shit that takes ages to wipe. I wish id never used my in laws toilets. I was in there for 15mins. I had a sticky shituation

by Kingy32 May 25, 2016

two shitted

One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"

Oh no two shitted again!

by Messhall May 26, 2018

Ape shitted on

When someone goes ape shit mode on another person as a means of sexual assault

My daughter got ape shitted on and killed herself.

by Terrence Williams September 24, 2019

sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

by Emiliath March 16, 2021

MANDATORY SHITEATER

PERMUTER GHOST utilized in the definition.

You can say the GYPSY PROOF is SHITEATER MANDATORY to eat that GOLD OUT OF SHIT for the MANDATORY SHITEATER to be a perfect JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE 7:40 AM...CHAMBER OF DIGITAL COMMERCE uses FINGERS TO EAT SHIT LITERALLY.

by NEE TRANSEXUALITY July 21, 2021