An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.
It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:
Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
by Blargerrrrrr November 05, 2011
Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.
by Alleycat420 June 04, 2010
a nipple shield is a bra.
by plebsthetic September 02, 2017
by SticNanfield December 12, 2018
by SticNanfield December 12, 2018
Someone (usually a BFF) that helps drive away a guy who can't take a hint. A person you've asked in advance to play cock block so you don't have to hurt someone's feelings or pity fuck them.
*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block
*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block
"Since, Jeff's bringing my phone charger later, I'm watching your kid tonight, Suzanne. He surely won't try to fuck me while I'm holding a newborn. Your baby is going to be the best dick-shield ever."
by spaceymaree February 05, 2020
When a guy that has no job and is single ejaculates into a mailbox for 3 consecutive weeks and waits for his mom to say something about it
by Wedtard September 11, 2021