Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
by Blargerrrrrr November 05, 2011
Get the Kid Shield mug.

Facebook baby shield

Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.
See Facebook for examples of the Facebook baby shield.
by Alleycat420 June 04, 2010
Get the Facebook baby shield mug.

nipple shield

a nipple shield is a bra.
wow! she got a new stylish nipple shield!
by plebsthetic September 02, 2017
Get the nipple shield mug.

Pork Shield

Dude, I got so wasted last night I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.
by SticNanfield December 12, 2018
Get the Pork Shield mug.

Pork Shield

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.
by SticNanfield December 12, 2018
Get the Pork Shield mug.

Dick-Shield

Someone (usually a BFF) that helps drive away a guy who can't take a hint. A person you've asked in advance to play cock block so you don't have to hurt someone's feelings or pity fuck them.

*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block
"Since, Jeff's bringing my phone charger later, I'm watching your kid tonight, Suzanne. He surely won't try to fuck me while I'm holding a newborn. Your baby is going to be the best dick-shield ever."
by spaceymaree February 05, 2020
Get the Dick-Shield mug.

dirty shield

When a guy that has no job and is single ejaculates into a mailbox for 3 consecutive weeks and waits for his mom to say something about it
by Wedtard September 11, 2021
Get the dirty shield mug.