sliding off the sewer

Another way to say "committing suicide", mostly used in a joking manner.

This is derived from the word 'Sewerslide'

Person: I'm sliding off the sewer!
Person 2: Wait no don't do that

by haszgxzgif March 23, 2022

sewer bitch

A person that secretly hates you, but pretends to be your friend on social media.

That fucking sewer bitch posted a pic of me that was taken in private.

by Falc_uno March 28, 2022

Sewer Kiss

Noun.

When fecal matter makes contact with an area of the body other than the anus and leaves residue.

I was walking my dog the other day. After I picked his poop up, I tripped and gave him a sewer kiss by mistake.

by Yodelpop45 October 19, 2021

Sewer

A septic network.

Doc Jamal Octopus says that guys like Jay Sandman and Dan the Lizard have been hiding out in the sewer system somewhere.

by The Original Agahnim October 20, 2021

Sewer mermaid

Ratchet ass trashy ass no classy ass thirty ass bitch or manbitch a mitch

That woman is a pure bread sewer mermaid aka a peice of horse shit right out a horses ass.

by Heaven Lii October 1, 2021

Sewer

A particularly sad case. ie a smelly sod with no life.

“She’s a proper sewer”

by Lucylooloo12 July 12, 2021

Sewer Vision

Like tunnel vision but specifically the act of putting all your attention onto an ugly girl.

"Man you need to give up on her, she's ugly, you've got major sewer vision right now.

by MandibleHand August 14, 2021