rise of nations

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.

me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations

by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025

pp rising

a game made by dark maul aka josh

ay bruh i did not make pp rising

by Babooey May 8, 2024

rising

when you complete an activity or are going to complete an activity

im rising football later you tryna run it?

by woopwoop27293719 May 10, 2025

negative rise

Increasing rate and effect of bad/negative happenings

Randy:Everything has taken a negative rise since I lost my boss

by Master flex November 1, 2013

rise on command

inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'

that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Apocalypse Rising 2

A Roblox game developed by Gusmanak who previously made Apocalypse Rising. The game is an open world zombie survival game where the player searches for items used to kill players and zombies alike. Since Roblox is incompetent, the game has a fair amount of cheaters in it.

I can't wait to get home from my 6th grade class to play Apocalypse Rising 2!

by masiethecheese April 12, 2023

rise n' line

To wake up and snort a line of cocaine

My mom gave me so much shit last night I had to rise n' line. I was so hung over I had to rise n' line. Rise n' line, it's time to do cocaine!

by SolGr May 24, 2016