Quarter Car Wash

Occurs when shitting in a public toilet and receiving splashback.

Man! Talk about gross, I just took a huge shit in that gas station bathroom and got hit with the splashback! It's like running through a Quarter Car Wash!

by Firey Crotch of Justice December 27, 2011

Quarter

25 year prison sentence.
See also: Dime Nickel

John:You sure you can trust this guy?
Jake:Yeah, man. He did a Quarter with me up in NSP

by MikeAKALeo<3 September 17, 2016

Quartex

A group with absolute chads.

CCG Maker: *makes video on quartex and steals game*
literally everybody else in the fucking universe: kys

by NotAbstractKitten February 25, 2021

shiny new quarter

An offer or reward for a question.

Hey Lee, I'll give you a shiny new quarter if you can tell me the artist who sings this song.

by the__dave August 2, 2007

just like a canadian quarter

looks great on the outset, but turns out to be worthless

can be applied to anything or anyone

john is just like a canadian quarter

by cheaptrickrick December 27, 2009

Quarter-Mile Smile

-you have a good smile from a quarter mile away, but not any closer than that because it is just hideous!

Damn, that girl needs to back the hell up, she's got a quarter-mile smile!

by ...Caesium... July 25, 2011

Quarter-pounded

When a fat McDonalds customer performs strong sexual intercourse (pounding) on an individual while eating a quarter pounder, the individual is getting "quarterpounded"

Ew, I just saw that chick get quarter-pounded

by KawaiiShoujo August 25, 2015