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puerto rican shoe maker

the most incredible, unique, random, and accident prone girl. she is very beautiful even though she thinks other-wise, but it's not the truth. she is the most amazing girl ever, period.
by the hug pimp December 9, 2008
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puerto rican stinkin ass bitch

only describes the fewest of latino (I'm better than you white people)attitudes only exceeded by her vast knowledge of all, which only proves how dumb/irrational a mexican/puerto rican Bitch really is; commonly waking up at 4 in the morning with a Dumb Bitchattitude;repeatedly
asking stupid questions like ex: "Where is a gas station.....you should know your a mechanic" when she's on the busiest freeway in the world the 405
ex1;This puerto rican stinkin ass bitch thinks I have mapquest in my fucken head. ex2; Gina why does your vaginal cavity stink, did you shower tonight, you puerto rican stinkin ass bitch.
by Jeremy 'of' so cal October 16, 2006
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Puerto Rican License Plate

Tattoo at the small of the back above the buttocks usually visible when low rise jeans are worn.
John: "My gf wants a tramp stamp"
Dave: "Dude, Puerto Rican License Plates should be illegal"
by joerockets September 15, 2009
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Fucked up like a Puerto Rican bicycle

Either shit faced drunk or stoned, dont agree with something, or someone has you wrong.
"I can't weld this rusted up shit it fucked up like a puerto rican bicycle"

"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"
by jip28 October 11, 2011
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puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object
Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash
by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016
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puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.
by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018
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Puerto Rican

A hispanic whose work ethic is as bad as his hygiene.
That new guy stinks. Well he is Puerto Rican.
by DaddieFafo January 25, 2024
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