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yorkshire pudding

a fluffy, light, crispy dumpling made with batter and eaten with roast, especially for sunday roasts.
sometimes has sausages in the middle, n is called toad in a hole.
mmmmmmmmm, my mum makes a mean yorkshire pudding every sunday.
by mls July 8, 2004
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penis pudding

oh look! penis pudding floating on the hot tub!
by grrranimal March 7, 2010
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Puddintane

"What's your name?"-- Puddintane
"Ask me again and I'll tell you the same."

It's when someone can't remember your name.
UPS Driver asks your name on Monday. Same UPS Driver asks your name on Tuesday. When the same UPS Driver asks your name on Wednesday
You say, "Puddintane" and walk away.
by MitEMan October 11, 2013
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Population Pudding

The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa.
Watch out baby, here comes the population pudding.
by drshatner January 10, 2007
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Macadamian Nut Pudding

When you force your boyfriend to come into a cup, about halfway, mix it with alot of sugar, and serve it to your friends, and call it Macadamian Nut Pudding...taste great by the way...
The other day my friend threw up his Macadamian Nut Pudding.
by Miss November April 19, 2009
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Padding

The entirely heterosexual act of copulating with other males in order to increase one's 'body count'. This has been popularised lately due to the 'modern woman' having an intrinsic repulsion to virginic males.

(Note: In the contemporary dating scene, a body count below 17 is widely considered to be 'sub-incel numbers' and is described by many as a form of C&B torture.)

There are many sexual benefits to padding. These include:
Confidence boost, penis confidence boost, better posture, better thrusting technique and power, ashwaganda, and on-demand BJs.

Several peer-reviewed papers have come forth with conclusive evidence that performing fellatio on a male penis corresponds with improved cunnilingus proficiency by up to 15%. World renowned pussyologist Dr Pussymandias famously stated:

"Yo, if yuh OPE/H oral penile ejaculations per hour index high, dat mean seh yuh know how fi please di Female Sexual Organs real good. Di two a dem have a strong link, yuh see me?" (note: Dr Pussymandias has recently had his academic and professional wrestling titles stripped for LARPing as a Jamaican man.)
Ani: "Have you guys seen Alvin? I haven't seen him lately."
Niraj: "Nah mayne, I ain't even seen my own ass ASSHOLE since last year. An I ain't even gay!"
Ani: "Erm... I'm going to ignore that. Can you answer my question?"
Niraj: "Aint he yo boyfriend? Shiiiiet, I may have hit dat plump ass ass myself..."
Ani: "The last thing I heard him mutter under his breath was something to do with padding."
Niraj: "Bredda... bredda..."
Ani: "I looked it up on Urban Dictionary and found something about sticking tampons to walls... I am at my wits end."
Niraj: "Bredda the only thing getting Urbanly Dicked is your mans. He's getting DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKED."
Ani: "Erm... isn't that gay?"
Niraj: "Actually no, that is a misconception. He is merely painstakingly investing in his sexual marketplace value in order to be half the man you always wanted him to be."
Ani: "That sounds quite ga-"
Niraj: "Bare man BAREBACKING. Bare man BAREBACKING. Bare man BAREBACKING. Bare man BAREBACKING."
Ani: *sucks own pussy*
Niraj: *goes bollocks-on-the-wall insane*

Alvin: "I am having sex with men in order to increase my body count :) this is called padding."

The End
by BoganBumfucker March 30, 2023
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Toilet Padding

Protection against splashback via loading the toilet bowl with large amounts of toilet paper, creating a cushion-like padding in which poo may be gently dumped.
"Man, I used so much fucking Toilet Padding it almost clogged the pipes! Fucking half the whole roll man! If I hadn't, that shit man, it would have soaked my ass like a depth charge had gone off."
by Arkhangelsk July 19, 2009
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