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no promises by shawn

"no promises" is one of Shawn Mendes best songs, and belongs to Paula @wishmewonder !
+that's a good song!
-well, it's no promises by shawn mendes, of course it is
by wishmewonder November 9, 2020
mugGet the no promises by shawnmug.

pre cum promise

A promise made before fully ejaculating, usually a vow to keep masturbating after your limit
I'm never able to follow through on my pre cum promises
by Dhernandez240 June 6, 2017
mugGet the pre cum promisemug.

Promise brand

A discontinued brand of butter.
Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.
by Wendysfg June 25, 2023
mugGet the Promise brandmug.

Promise

Promise Is Fucking Your Mom
by Bromix November 22, 2021
mugGet the Promisemug.

Promise

A girl who is very pretty but doesn't believe it herself. She is usually a girly girl who plays sports. She wears tons and tons of makeup but doesn't need it. Even though her name is Promise it doesn't mean she can keep a promise.
Look at that girl over there, she must be a promise.
by Yourgirllove25 August 4, 2017
mugGet the Promisemug.

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022
mugGet the getting my man to the promised landmug.

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