witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".

Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"

by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010

program

ta steal somethin from a person store or place

when lance and chuck went to champs chuck programed them forces

by datboifromdasouth January 16, 2008

generic program

Any program that is better than WinPCap

No generic program can be as bad as WinPCap!

by All Windows XP users March 13, 2003

Proragetion

1. The consequences of messing up the rage by means of cock blocking or just being an amateur.

2. Probation which stems from not raging correctly

When Delgado got all messed up and started hanging on a bunch of ugly chicks he really cock blocked us with the hotties. He gets 2 weeks proragetion

by Bret Defnet January 10, 2005

profram

a shitty program made by shitty programmers.
can be a fucking program as well.

geek01: look look! i made an addbook in java! took me a week though..
geek02: thats one big profram you shit! its not even in gui!

by *--* January 31, 2007

Proxample

An Example that blows away any other example tenfold.

My proxample got me promoted today because it blew everyone else's example away!

by Omerta September 15, 2007

prorastanate

To procrastinate while doing something a Rastafarian might do: smoke a blunt, get dreadlocks, play reggae music, smoke a blunt, smoke a blunt, move to Ethiopia, hail Jah, smoke a blunt, etc.

Me: Holy french fries, this assignment sucks.
Random idiot: Whatever shall you do about it?
Me: Prorastanate *moves to Ethiopia*

by Wonaldo April 22, 2008